March 2012
are u feeling sinful 2nite
davechokingonjohnshugedick:
lonely nun looking 4 fun m/m relationship
interests include holy matrimony and snoop dogg
13/m/texas
raise your hands if you belieb
Today at my uni...
fulltimeanglophile:
my friend: ugh I am so tired, I stayed up all night to watch Oscars and I only saw Robert Downey Jr. for three minutes… *sigh*
me:
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
